I found myself in battle today with all those assholes, and a bunch of stupid horses were in the way when I tried to butt in. I pecked one of them on the rear, and instead of trampling the bandits, it tried to trample me! I had to calm that stupid thing down, and now that all that drama is done with, I have to ride the dumb beast! The thing keeps giving me looks like it wants to buck me off, but I’ve made it very clear that if it tries to do that it’s in more more ass-pecking.
One of the people in my party keeps eyeing me in a weird way. I overheard him say a backhanded comment about poultry which pisses me the hell off. If he so much as attempts to do anything of the sort he’s getting thrown into the fire before he even sees it coming. No respect for Breegulls, no goddamn respect.